• The Morrison enigma
    It’s becoming alarming. Every day our Prime Minister becomes more verbose,
    more shouty, more insistent. The old-fashioned word ‘blatherskite’ comes to mind.
    Listen to him as he fronts journalists, answers questions in Question Time, or
    delivers his characteristic off-the-cuff oratory on any subject he chooses,
    from protestors to carbon capture and storage to electric cars.
  • Lies, damn lies and economics
    There must be a federal election coming — the infamous yellow and
    black Clive Palmer funded billboards have made a reappearance. One
    of the billboards has a statement that suggests COVID19 related restrictions
    and vaccinations are a waste of time because it is still possible to be infected.
    It’s claimed the vaccine and restrictions are an attempt to restrict your ‘freedoms’.
  • Voter ID and dead cats
    If you are over 18 you will be legally required to vote in a Federal Election between
    now and next May. If the Coalition Government gets its way, next time you vote
    in a Federal Election you will have to produce proof of identity before you are handed
    the ballot papers. The Coalition have been talking about this for quite some time.
  • Invasion Day
    No, we’re not getting in early for that date at the end of January.
    Although there is considerable substance to the claim from first nations
    people that Australia had a civilisation long before Arthur Philip turned up
    with a number of ships and people that were a social problem the
    English decided to export rather than manage.
  • Where has all the kindness gone?
    Here is another brief offering. It does not need to be
    lengthy because its message is straightforward.
    It asks the question: “Where has all the kindness gone?”
    and its corollary: ”Why not be kind to one another?”.
  • Do the crime – do the time
    The reason Dominic Perrottet became Premier of New South Wales
    is Gladys Berejiklian chose to join the select group of Liberal Party
    New South Wales Premiers that resigned before undergoing the scrutiny
    of a New South Wales Independent Commission Against Corruption public hearing.

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It’s time to lock the gate on the Barbarians before the reasonable get trampled underfoot

It's time the men and women of Australia stopped treating our Prime Minister like she is beneath contempt. I should know, I can smell it a mile off. I have two teenage boys, and they tell me how their mates behave towards women who have done nothing more to deserve their contempt than be nice to...

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Cross-breed Purposes

The Assistant-Treasurer in the Federal Government, Bill Shorten, is in his Melbourne office pouring over reports on the Tax Forum, when his mobile rings. Bill: Hallo, Bill Shorten here... Caller: Hi, Bill...it’s Chris Uhlmann here...I hope I haven’t caught you at an inconvenient moment...

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Why are Australians angry and scared out of their minds? Ask Tony Abbott

Melbourne is rated as the 2011 ‘most livable city in the world’, Sydney is sixth, and Perth and Adelaide are equal eighth. We have almost half of the most livable cities in the top ten in the world. And we have the most awe-inspiring country in which to live, ‘the lucky country&r...

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The Crass Collectors Come a Cropper

The Collectors program on the ABC has been a favourite of many for a number of years now. However, the ABC has fallen on hard times and the show has got the axe. So, unfortunately, the three presenters, Claudia, Gordon and Adrian, have been put out to grass. But, Sophie Mirabell...

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Is Robert Manne right about ‘The Australian’?

For a long while, many who write and comment here have expressed the view that The Australian newspaper has a strident anti-Gillard, anti-Government orientation, and is pursuing a campaign to persuade the electorate to remove the Government as soon as possible. The Australian, and indeed News Limite...

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What a Y-Frontery!

According to the promotional blurbs sent out to advertise his new TV show, Y-Frontsline, Tony “Mike Moore” Abbott is such a hit as the Leader of the Opposition, he can afford to share out a bit of his presence by also entertaining the TV masses while he’s at it. To be truthful, ho...

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Holy Rollin’ Politics, Batman!

  In the 21st century, contemporary Conservatism has surrendered to a virulent, dystopian and pathologically hyper-individualist state of mind and populist Right Wing ideology. From the proclamations and intimations by Conservative politicians that the unemployed are poor because they lack ...

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Rugby World Cup Wobblies

The Rugby World Cup is in full swing in New Zealand and all the spectators, global TV viewers and radio listeners are having a ball. And, keen to get some political mileage from the event, in Australia Julia Gillard has organised a PM’s XV to play an exhibition game at the Woop Woop “S...

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Mr Abbott and the Five Concerned Liberals

The Leader of the Opposition graciously granted an audience to some life-long Liberal voters: three gentlemen and two ladies. They asked to see him because they felt concerned about some of his policies and needed clarification; they also wanted reassurance about some of his actions and a bette...

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Scarecrow Scamps

Fans of the quirky “Worzel Gummidge” TV series, featuring the rascally scarecrow, will know that he has different heads for various occasions. However, more recently, in the absence of his Creator, The Crowman, Worzel has got into even more strife than usual. You see, The Crowman has gone...

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Is Julia Gillard entitled to a fair go?

There are a gathering number of columnists who are writing off Julia Gillard as PM, and the Labor party as terminal. Even previous Labor parliamentarians such as Graham Richardson (Richo) have not just dumped her, but in most derogatory terms; an old Labor stalwart in Phillip Adams is telling her t...

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It’s time for the Government to play a game of Musical Chairs

Finally, an issue that stirred up the juices again. Something that I felt I could write about for you here. Now, recently I have speculated, as have others in the media and blog diaspora, upon the fact of whether it would be a good time for a Spring Clean of the Ministry by the Prime Min...

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Dastardly Deeds in Diagon Alley

Tony Abbott has been increasingly expressing his disquiet at the double life Julia Gillard has been leading. He is saying that her effectiveness in performing the role of Prime Minister is being massively curtailed by her constant gallivanting down Diagon Alley dressed as a witch. But, in ...

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The media, the polls and the Labor brand

In recent times there has been a confluence of three interacting factors: the escalating influence of the media on political discourse, a plethora of opinion polls on politics, and more lately, diminution of the Labor ‘brand’. This piece attempts to dissect out these interactions. Desp...

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Anthony Abbott’s Anarchist Antics

As wreckers go, Anthony the Anarchist is so bad, he would make Dennis the Menace look like Bob the Builder. In fact, Paul Keating summed up his wretched wreckability quite well (see five minutes into the link below). As it happens, the High Priest-cum-Chief Executioner, George “Brandy Bal...

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The forgotten art of political communication

“Julia Gillard is not getting her message out”. “She is not cutting through”. “People have stopped listening”. “Her message is being drowned out by noise”. How many times have we heard that? But how many have pointed out that it is the media that creat...

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Spongebob Shenanigans

Dennis “Mr Krabs” Shanahan got his fingers burnt badly a while ago when he temporarily moved out of his journalistic comfort-zone and lost all his savings on the disastrous Krusty Pool project. As an experienced operator, Mr Krabs should have known better, but his cub reporter, Spongebob, can be ...

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The worst Opposition Leader in Australian political history

It really would be a one horse race if such a trophy were to be awarded. Tony Abbott would be so far in front it would be declared ‘no contest’. What is it that earns him such a dishonorable label? This piece puts together the pieces of this grotesque jigsaw, so grotesque that the pro...

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Monster Mayhem

At one time, the plutocrat, Victor R Murdochstein, was very proud of the Monster he had created. Undoubtedly, It had served him well by opposing everything that would threaten his interests and moneymaking schemes. But Victor has had an epiphany, or, the more cynical would say, realises his Mo...

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What is political leadership? Do you know?

Leadership is a recurring theme in political debate. It refuses to go away. It is a dependable subject for journalists wondering what to write about next and adds spice to any subject. Leadership means different things to different people, certainly to different journalists. Indeed, Alice in Won...

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